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تاريخ التسجيل : 26/04/2007

مُساهمةموضوع: interview   5/24/2007, 4:44 pm

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview*

Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter:Do u speak english?

Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian:No, i dont have a mind
Reporter:What' s your name?

Reporter: how do u find life here in

Taha:Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?

Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter:Ok. .lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No, I mean do u have a job?

Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any(jobat).. lessa mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we canesmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

Reporter:What about the economic problems in
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of
water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at
home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to
za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since
Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot
of money?

Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha:What duz zat mean?
Reporter:Do u choose your president
Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my
Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

Reporter:But there r no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good
airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No, i meant what did Mubarak do for
Egypt in the last 26 years

Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds

Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?
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تاريخ التسجيل : 28/03/2007

مُساهمةموضوع: رد: interview   5/28/2007, 10:02 pm

HAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaa !

Freaking hilarious! nice post!

Keep it alive!


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